There were 5 minutes left. Toki had to win this.
Toki and Skwisgaar were the last two people left on the Dethklok edition of Chopped. Pickles had been eliminated the first round because he was drunk and just served a smoothie with all the required ingredients and vodka. The second round was tougher, but eventually Murderface was chopped because he forgot the cheese puffs. Nathan, of course, refused to be on the show because he was having sex with Abigail.
It had been a rough month for Toki. His one true love, Alton Brown, had left him for Rachael Ray. Despite asking for help from the Satanists, that stupid Rachael Ray wasn’t dead yet.
If he could just beat Skwisgaar, maybe Alton Brown would fall in love with him again.
With just one minute left, Toki pulled his cakes out of the oven and drizzled his lingonberry sauce. As a garnish, he added some dust from a vacuum cleaner, one of the more bizarre required ingredients that had been on the show.
“5… 4… 3…