Metalocalypse/Food Network crossoverThere were 5 minutes left. Toki had to win this.Metalocalypse/Food Network crossover by =TrueSoprano
Toki and Skwisgaar were the last two people left on the Dethklok edition of Chopped. Pickles had been eliminated the first round because he was drunk and just served a smoothie with all the required ingredients and vodka. The second round was tougher, but eventually Murderface was chopped because he forgot the cheese puffs. Nathan, of course, refused to be on the show because he was having sex with Abigail.
It had been a rough month for Toki. His one true love, Alton Brown, had left him for Rachael Ray. Despite asking for help from the Satanists, that stupid Rachael Ray wasn’t dead yet.
If he could just beat Skwisgaar, maybe Alton Brown would fall in love with him again.
With just one minute left, Toki pulled his cakes out of the oven and drizzled his lingonberry sauce. As a garnish, he added some dust from a vacuum cleaner, one of the more bizarre required ingredients that had been on the show.
“5… 4… 3…
Toki and the strangerIt had barely been a week, but so much had changed.Toki and the stranger by =TrueSoprano
Toki walked the bare, ashen grounds of Mordhaus. His home was gone. He had no idea which of his possessions had been recovered from the fire. Klokateers had notified him saying that his room had been rebuilt, but it wasn’t the same.
What was the future of his band? With no manager, they had crumbled almost instantly. Skwisgaar had been with him all last week. The blond Swede was too busy grieving to pick on him like he usually did. But he hadn’t heard from the others since the attack. He hoped they wouldn’t be too selfish to miss the cremation ceremony tomorrow.
Before Dethklok, Toki was just a lonely homeless kid, making money by busking on the streets. No one had loved him. His parents didn’t love him.
“You miss him, don’t you?”
Startled, he turned around to find a man he didn’t recognize sitting on a pile of burnt rubble. A klokateer?
“You… why ams you nots in uniforms?